i'm straight and i have a gay bestfriend.
ladies be jealous ! =P and to the rest of you who have anything negative to say, FUCK YOU! your real friends support you bro!
that whole "how are my leftovers / sloppy-seconds"...
sorry, but do some of you not realize that unless you were their first, that ex of your’s has had exes of their own. in other words, at some point you were having someone else’s sloppy seconds. but see, you wouldn’t have realized that unless their ex was immature enough to point that out, now would you? … smarten up people.
i'd bust my ass just to see you bust a smile
screw the rest cause i'll show you what you're...
i hate when it's dark and i struggle to fit the...
I FUCKIN' MISS VICKY NGUYEN! @vickstahs
without you i’m like… a doctor without his nurse a chick without her purse a song without a verse .. a fag without his murse? looljk chris tucker without jackie chan a guido without a tan a pantry without spam a pedo without a van! fuck i dunno.. i miss you! =( LOL
the best way to avoid heartbreak?
til’ the day he/she says they want to be yours, NEVER get your hopes up. cause if they don’t eat you up, your overanalytical, uncertain, semi-optimistic, hypothetical thoughts will.
let me be your happily ever after
i’m weak inside. my heart is very frail. but you got me feeling like i’m living in a fairy tale, and you’re the princess that i gotta convince and you’ve been through many frogs, it’s time to meet your prince
we've got that "why aren't we dating yet?" type of...
so last night...
i stayed up til 2am just watching makeup tutorials because i was so infatuated with both michelle phan and bubzbeauty. LMAO… i actually learned alot (no homo). didn’t realize how much effort girls put in everyday.
she deserves someone better
if she was a test, you probably wouldn’t understand her you Fail to put the effort and you wouldn’t know the answers cause she needs a) a guy who listens b) makes her feel loved c) one who is faithful, dawg you’re none of the above
dear girl from bubblemania
i love you. jk… but seriously! you’re cute. i won’t deny it, i couldn’t resist checking you with my peripherals, but i caught you too! i really hope to see you again one day! PS. none of those girls i was with were my girlfriend kay!? holla at me. LOLL love sincerely, jesse
i put my heart on the line, damn that was stupid
didn’t know the line was dotted, so you cut right through it
some dudes would kill to have a girl call them every night, instead of just killing some online players. i swear y’all more excited to hear an opponent’s death than your girl’s voice. smh. it’s so sad.
sorry fellas, but to this day, i still can't...
i'm never missin' an ex, i aint no algebra problem...
you got my heart pumpin' more than fists on jersey...
success will be the best revenge
here’s a funny story about my tattoo. the one word that hurt the most to get tattoo’d was the word revenge. yeah, the first part was on the rib and it was pretty painful, but revenge just so happened to be placed right on my hip bone which is painful as fuck! it just goes to show that Revenge HURTS LIKE A BITCH!
it's true. they are addicting.
two tattoos in the span of 6 days. broke but happy. totally worth the pain.
my style is like a winter sale, everybody wanna...
i swear to you that i aint tryna cause trouble i just think that you and i would make a beautiful couple
there'll always be haters, that's the way it is
hater niggas marry hater bitches and have hater kids -kanyewest
i don't care how early it is
nothing makes me happier than waking up to a goodmorning text.
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I’m Ready For You (Accoustic) Snippet -...
all this bullshits gotta stop either you’re interested or you’re not either you want me or you don’t either you’ll stick or you won’t ain’t no where left to run and i’d hate to jump the gun but i’m close to moving on so either love me or i’m gone
i feel like an airport terminal
every girl that walks in my life has baggage. =/
y'all bitches more two-faced than Hannah Montana
mad butterflies just to be with you you leave my cheeks redder than pikachu
these days, it’s just so hard to find originality. it’s not that the world is lacking it because everyone has originality in them. the problem is people are afraid to express it. they have this fear of being judged based on their opinions and thoughts. i say fuck it, cause i gaurantee you for every person who bashes your opinion there will be 10 others who can relate and appreciate...
pauly d is my hero! LOL
pauly: i wanna take you out. vinny’s gonna take that girl too, the one he’s in love with girl: oooh the dancer? pauly: yeah so i was gonna take the girl i’m in love with. girl: AWW! pauly: and then i figured you could come too. lmfaoooo!
at some point...
i’m going to run out of cheesy lines, clever hints, deep thoughts, meaningful lyrics, cute ideas and cliche quotes. then maybe, just maybe, i’ll have the balls to tell you straight up how much i actually like you. =/
and it's all rainbows and butterflies
… until you find out she has a boyfriend. FUCK!
shit if i were you, i'd hate me too
girls who play volleyball
i understand that guys who can drive are a turn...
but ladies don’t abuse it. i see some of you selfish motherfuckers use them for rides knowing damn well you wouldn’t be talking to them if they took the bus. just cause they have their license, it don’t make them a chauffeur.
they say nice guys finish last...
erase that mentality. at the end of the day, you want to find a girl who is waiting at the finish line with open arms, regardless of what place you finish in.
i need to find a girl who's DTS
they say i don't deserve to be hurt
so i guess it’s true all along. i don’t deserve you.
cupid, please stop avoidin’ me i’m just tryna find the girl to fill the void in me
if i could have a shopping spree at one store...
it’d have to be @ zara. their men’s section is fuckin’ awesome.
it doesn't make you gay...
girls put in so much effort putting on makeup and what not to look pretty for us. the least us guys can do is groom ourselves every now and then. plucking your eyebrows, making sure your nails are short and clean, and just cleaning up your mustache/beard stubble goes a long way. trust me.
wtf do i wear tomorrow!!!
yes… some guys stress about it too.