August 2010
43 posts
turn on #248
a girl who’s down to play sports. i’m not saying you have to be a jock or even athletic for that matter (all though it is a major plus). but just being down to play around whether we’re just shooting around or playing a game, rather than standing on the sidelines. plus if you aren’t that great, then i can always try to teach you (; LOL
Aug 31st
i jizz on blog posts and give life to dashboards.
Aug 31st
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my goal in my love life? simply to find a...
Aug 31st
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intellectual > sexual
tits are overrated, a girl’s legs and ass are the biggest turn on scratch that a girl’s mind is the biggest turn on
Aug 31st
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“You don’t need anybody who doesn’t need you.”
– What a load of bs. I’ve always despised, disgusted, hated this idiotic arrangement of words.  I hate the idea that we choose to believe that the world has become cold enough that the only person you can rely on is yourself.  Don’t spread your exclusive, unaffiliated disease.   A series of terrible...
Aug 31st
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Aug 30th
get used to being used
“ to misuse, overuse or abuse someone is negative. to use is necessary and if you can’t be used, then you are useless. ” - Mr. Kanye West
Aug 30th
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Aug 29th
sometimes i just feel like dressing up real...
somebody throw a formal event! frickk ahah
Aug 28th
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stay +
if she like you then that’s splendid and if not make her regret it it’s how you react to what you started, that’ll get your happy endin’ 
Aug 28th
fill up those spares
homie, have some class
Aug 27th
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the only thing worse than not getting the girl,
is watching your own friend take her right in front of your eyes. but instead of causing a scene, i’m going to do for you what i wish you had done for me, which is to back off because i know you like her. 
Aug 22nd
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thank goodness for in-flight entertainment systems
within that 6 hour flight i: - watched kickass - watched death at a funeral - watched an episode of the office - watched an episode of the big bang theory and finally - listened to justin bieber’s album about 4 times LOL don’t hate, until you peep it. i was surprised. the kid’s got talent and the album aint half bad. the weather here is amazing. i love the lifestyle here and how...
Aug 20th
i swear, girls in hawaii are hella pretty.
Aug 20th
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fuck a rearview mirror
i aint ever lookin’ back
Aug 18th
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you are way passed expiry date
so please stop tryna look fresh
Aug 18th
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Aug 17th
Aug 17th
no buddy, i wouldn't "hit that"
i’m not saying i’m gay, or that she’s unattractive or that i don’t have hormones. i just have enough respect for women and the decency to not joke around or even consider something as immature.
Aug 17th
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‎​"If I was Shaq at the free throw line and you...
shelrules: Oh jessse (; how I missed you sister! lmao! ive missed you too
Aug 14th
coolname
i love how whenever i ask people if they have MSN, they always warn you not to laugh because their email address was “from long time ago” or from “elementary”. the days when having stupid adjectives and prefixes like “lil” or “azn” were thought to be cool. with girls names always having something like angel, baby, cutie or gurl etc… and guys...
Aug 13th
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Aug 13th
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maybe i'm fucked but...
i feel like sleeping in ‘til the afternoon during summer time is such a waste of my day. living in a city where you really only get 3 maybe 4 months of actually decent weather to go out and have fun in, i find it’s a waste of my summer to be sleeping half the day. ‘cause once autumn rolls around, we’re all back in school busy as hell and then the shitty weather kicks in and...
Aug 11th
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paranoid
i’m always scared that i’m going to get pooped on every time birds fly above.
Aug 11th
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i find middle finger pictures unattractive
Aug 11th
Aug 10th
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just the way you are - bruno mars (cover/remix) by...
coming soon…
Aug 9th
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in need of some girl advice !
HELP!? anyone? 
Aug 9th
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my proposition
i’d love to be your superman, but i got no saving powers but i can take you out for dinner and surprise you with some flowers i may not suit up in silver, and be your knight in shining armor but if you hide between my arms , i’ll make sure nothing’ll harm ya
Aug 9th
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hawaii in 10 days!
pce out m’fckers
Aug 9th
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if you plan to play with her heart, make sure it's...
no words. prove everything through your actions.
Aug 7th
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and you be givin' mixed signals like a broken...
Aug 6th
Aug 5th
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fellas, i can't stress this enough
forget a text during call of duty, make it your duty to call her.
Aug 4th
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kay-li asked: nice page update! its pretty.. purples a nice color =P
Aug 4th
a big fuck you
to those who think ‘___# of days left in summer’ countdowns are amusing in any way.
Aug 4th
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Aug 4th
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girls treat my heart like a beyblade;
they “Let It Rip!” =(
Aug 3rd
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here's the thing about me
it’s easy as hell to catch my interest but it’s hard as hell to keep it. 
Aug 3rd
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use protection
don’t be a dick and fuck with a girl’s head. you might get her pregnant and she’ll give birth to second thoughts.  -jserrano 
Aug 3rd
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redbull doesn’t even work on me, but i’m so addicted to it =(
Aug 3rd
dear fellow calgarians,
stfu and quit whining about the weather with your fb status updates and what not! most of y’all been living here for years now and you still complain about how random the weather is. you should be used to it by now. sheesh! -.-“
Aug 3rd
all is fair in love and basketball
 man.. i wish i could play girls 1on1 for their hearts. LOL
Aug 3rd
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